I swear one day I’ll come good, I’m just stuttering right now. I swear one day...– Kerouac, Little mountains we move (via reasonforscreaming)
"Thank you for letting go"
Today, my heart sings without want of an audience, it spills forth its happiness and delight.
I just want to wear shorts, tank tops, hoodies, and v-neck tshirts for the rest of my life. Maybe a pair of dark jeans every once in a while.
justmellarkable: if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog.
Why I hate groups
Me: Please send me the notes you take on the article so I can put it in the PowerPoint.
Group Member 1: *sends me an essay summarizing the article*
Group Member 2: ...........
Mom: So let me see your tattoo.
Me: You're not gonna freak out like you do every time you see my bellybutton piercing, right?
Mom: No, I'll be fine.
Me: okaaayy... *shows her*
Mom: It looks like I could just scratch it off. *takes thumb and tries to scratch it off*
Me: *running away and looking at her in horror and disbelief* What is wrong with you?!
Mom: It looked like a fake tattoo, I had to test it.
Me: *walks away cradling my tattoo*
I beg young people to travel. If you don’t have a passport, get one. Take a...– Henry Rollins (via acynicalcunt)
chinchy188: sting-like-a-tracker-jacker: viva-la-veda: rapunzel-pond: HOLY SHIT WHEN YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND CLICK REBLOG HOLY SHIT„„„„ DA FUQ WHOA WHAT?! I DIDN’T EVEN…HOW LONG HAS THIS FEATURE BEEN ENABLED?!
me: wow i have so much to do
me: *doesnt do any of it*
Getting tattooed tonight...Suddenly I'm very...
When people celebrate their half birthday
Sierra DeMulder: 4/30 →
sierrademulder: In this dream, I have been asked to speak at your wedding. I am wearing an asymmetrical dress and this is how I know I am dreaming. When I stand to give my speech, everyone at the reception stares blankly at my exposed shoulder until I notice the barnacle (the size of a teacup) growing
Inner beauty, too, needs occasionally to be told it is beautiful.– Robert Brault (via creatingaquietmind)